Posts Tagged 'The Dude'

The Dude Lives in Saint Paul, Minnesota

For real. I saw him near my house. He looked like the Dude, was listening to Creedence on a shitty handheld tape player, and his sandals were falling apart.

I’ve now been watching for him. I think I could pull off a reasonable Walter. I would need to cut my hair short and work on my bull-dykeness, but I’ve got the anger down.  I can just go off on adoption all the time, instead of Vietnam.

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