I’m Sorry, Three Bears

So the younger of the two I watch had to write a letter to the Three Bears from Goldilocks, apologizing for what she had done. Here is his, with the spelling entirely his. I wish there was a way to write all of the letters backwards, too.

Dear Bears,

Sorry for disastar areea. Ate oatmeal, and it was not good. You are luckee I did not poop on your bed. You did not haf a toylet.

(I then encourage him to include a reason why she did so much to the bears)

I did it because I haet bears.

Love,

Goldilucks.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh god.

His moms were not amused. I was, though. It made my day. I bet that his teacher assigns these things for her own amusement. I know I would, if I taught first grade.

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2 Responses to “I’m Sorry, Three Bears”


  1. 1 Mama Nabi September 24, 2008 at 2:00 pm

    That was a school assignment? HAH!

  2. 2 Angie in Texas September 28, 2008 at 12:57 am

    AM once wrote a note to her brother:
    JC i am sorry for being angry at you.

    And erased but still legible underneath:
    next time i will not warn you.


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